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  ‘How did the war start, sir?’

  He chuckled, an ugly sound. ‘The leader of the Afghans, Shere Ali, made friends with a Russian gentleman. Our government decided that this friendship was not in the interests of our empire. So several thousand men, including myself, marched from India to Afghanistan. When we reached the Peiwar Pass, we were met with an army of eighteen thousand Afghans.’

  ‘Oh, heavens, sir: what a terrible defeat you suffered.’

  He laughed again. ‘Defeat? On the contrary: we won. That is, Her Majesty’s army won. I, personally, did not win. As you can see.’

  Clara chewed her lower lip, feeling wretchedly out of her depth.

  ‘It’s awful, sir. We should all be thankful to you, sir, for the victory.’

  He was rummaging in his clothing for the tobacco tin. ‘It’s a little too soon to celebrate, I’m afraid,’ he said, as he began to construct another cigarette. ‘The war goes on.’

  ‘Goes on, sir?’

  ‘I was wounded in a battle. The war goes on. Only a month ago, we lost hundreds of men in a disastrous defeat in Maiwand.’

  Clara was silent. If there was a lesson to be learned from this fiasco, it was never to participate in conversations she could not hope to keep her place in. While Mr Heaton made short work of his cigarette, Clara simmered with frustration; she wished she could somehow make him understand that she had suffered, too. She wanted to tell him all about her unfair dismissal, and the many humiliations that had preceded it, and the insults she had endured after it, and, most of all, the indignities she had been forced to undergo at the hands of those swinish, repulsive creatures, the men who used whores. She held her tongue.

  Familiar lights were glowing in the distance. Night had descended entirely, and the temperature in the cabin had become chilly. Clara became aware that her hands were still bare. She fetched her gloves out of the pocket of her dress, taking great care not to jingle the coins in there. But in attempting to put her right glove on, she discovered that the nail of her middle finger was impeding progress more than usual: it was jagged, shaped like the edge of a specialised cutting-tool. She must have gripped the rim of the rat pit harder than she remembered.

  An unexpected voice – her own – piped up in the dark.

  ‘My nail is broken, sir. But it’s still quite long. And very sharp. Do you want to feel it, sir?’

  She put her hand into the murky space between them and he took it. She dug her fingernail into his palm, to demonstrate its potentials.

  ‘Shall I, sir?’

  He wrapped her finger in his hand, holding it gently.

  ‘It’s all right,’ he said. ‘Not now.’

  Chocolate Hearts from the New World

  In the professional judgement of Dr James Curlew, his unfortunate daughter had, at the very most, five years left before it was all over. Not her life, you understand; her prospects for marriage. The same physical features that made him such a distinguished-looking man – tall, rangy build, aquiline nose, long face, strong jaw – were a calamitous inheritance for a girl. If she acted quickly, now while she was in her teens, there was still hope.

  ‘Oh, but I don’t wish to marry, Father,’ she told him. ‘The world has enough married folk in it. What it hasn’t got enough of is missionaries.’

  ‘In that case,’ he joked, ‘it’s damn naughty of the savages in Africa to keep eating them, isn’t it?’

  ‘You mustn’t call them savages, Father,’ Emmeline chided him solemnly. ‘Such disparagements are precisely why slavery is still with us.’

  Dr Curlew clenched his jaw – the same jaw he’d passed on to his blameless daughter – and did his best not to argue. Rancour between him and Emmeline would have grieved his wife, had she lived to see it.

  ‘I don’t know why you say “still with us”,’ he couldn’t help remarking. ‘We don’t have slavery in England.’

  ‘We must regard the whole world as our home, Father,’ said Emmeline, wiping her fingers on the breakfast napkin. Pale sunlight was shining through the parlour window onto her face and upper body, a cool glow aided by the white tablecloth and the snowy landscape outside. The jingling of horses’ harnesses as the nearby shops received their deliveries mingled with the tinkling of Emmeline’s spoon in her teacup. ‘This is the 1850s,’ she reminded her father, as if the modern age had arrived while he’d been occupied elsewhere. ‘Every place on Earth is connected by the web of our Empire. I have correspondents as far-flung as Kabool and New York.’

  ‘Oh?’ This was promising. Without taking his eyes off his daughter, he rang the bell for the housemaid, as the room wasn’t as warm as it should be. ‘Might some of these correspondents be of the male sex?’

  ‘Oh, the majority of them, Father,’ grinned Emmeline. ‘Males are in far more desperate need of salvation than females, I’ve found.’

  She was quite winsome when she smiled. Her lips still had something of the childish rosebud about them, and there were dimples in her cheeks. Her eyes were bright, her face unlined, her hair glossy. Five years, at most, she would retain these qualities, then the sap would begin to drain out of her, and she would be left only with the aquiline nose and the Curlew jaw. Moreover, arithmetic would be against her; she would strike any potential suitors as unfeasibly old. Dear little Emmeline could prattle all she liked about modern Society and how unrecognisably different it was from when he was a young man, but some attitudes were eternal.

  The maidservant padded into the room and, without needing to be told, perceived at once what the trouble was. She got on her knees in front of the hearth and started coaxing the flames. Worth her weight in gold, that girl.

  Once Emmeline had declared that she was writing to many mysterious gentlemen all over the world, her father was naturally curious to know if this were true, and, if so, who these mysterious gentlemen might be. Emmeline was clearly not going to tell him, so he had a word with Gertie who, in addition to her other duties, also had the task of walking to the pillarbox to post Miss Curlew’s letters.

  ‘Yes, sir,’ said the servant. ‘Never less than one a day. Sometimes five or six.’

  ‘Always to the same person?’

  ‘No, sir.’

  ‘Replies?’

  ‘Sometimes, sir.’

  ‘From … from what part of the world, usually?’

  ‘America, sir.’

  ‘How tantalising.’

  ‘Yes, sir.’

  In point of fact, most of the letters that Emmeline sent went unanswered. She tried to write at least half a dozen each afternoon, but sometimes her wrist grew weak or she got the urge to go out walking. It really would be a great boon to mankind (and womankind!) if someone could invent a mechanism for making automatic copies of a page of text. All this fuss in the newspapers recently about Mr Sobrero inventing nitro-glycerine! What did the world need another method of destruction for, when there were all sorts of useful things yet to be invented? However, she would scribble on regardless. There was a war to be fought – her own just and gentle war. The war against slavery.

  The gentlemen to whom she wrote were mainly located in Louisiana, Missouri, Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, the Virginias and the Carolinas. Modifying a generic text with a sprinkling of local details gleaned from imported newspapers and journals, she would address each man as well-informedly as she could, imploring him to renounce slave-owning and allow his hard heart to be penetrated by the love of Christ. She quoted passages of Scripture. She quoted Charles Dickens’s American Notes. She hinted that if the recipient should be inspired to recant his sinful behaviour and set his slaves free, there would, in this world, exist at least one person – Miss Emmeline Curlew – who would venerate him as a hero. Moral courage, she argued, is the manliest of virtues, and few men possess it.

  Most of these letters vanished into a void. A small proportion provoked replies, slim envelopes arriving weeks and months afterwards, single sheets suffused with varying strengths of n
asty temper.

  I will thank you to keep your ignorant and impudent babblings to yourself, said one.

  Has it occurred to you, Miss, said another, that the very clothes you are wearing as you pen your imperious missive may have their origins in my cotton fields?

  Our postal system, averred another, is superior to yours, but it may not long remain so if it is burdened with unsolicited and mischievous piffle.

  Some respondents went to greater effort, quoting passages from the Bible apparently condoning slavery, and wishing Miss Curlew a measure of wisdom and tolerance of other folks’ customs as she grew older. One man in Port Hudson said that if she spent half an hour in the company of the niggers she spoke of so glowingly, the brutes would make her wish she’d never been born, and then most likely murder her. She even received one letter from a plantation-owner’s wife, threatening her with hellfire, hired assassins and savage dogs if ‘you damned English hussy’ dared to write to her husband again.

  May our Lord forgive you, Emmeline wrote back, for your unkind and, if I may say so, blasphemous words …

  One day, a most unusual item of mail was delivered. The bulk of the Curlews’ correspondence arrived at their house either in the first post, early in the morning, or in the last post, at evening. This item arrived at midday, while Emmeline and her father were being served luncheon. It was a handsomely wrapped box, on which the sender had affixed slightly insufficient postage. Dr Curlew had to pay the postman ninepence, and his brow was wrinkled as he carried the parcel into the parlour. He wasn’t acquainted with anyone in Chickamauga, Georgia.

  ‘It’s for you,’ he said, handing it over to his daughter.

  Emmeline laid the parcel in the lap of her skirts, and returned her attention to the cold galantine on her plate. She carved off another slice and conveyed it to her mouth, her big jaw swinging down as she did so.

  ‘Aren’t you curious to see what it is?’ said Dr Curlew.

  The girl chewed, swallowed. ‘Of course I’m curious.’

  ‘So am I. Would it be very presumptuous if I asked you to open it now?’

  ‘Yes, it would, Father,’ smiled Emmeline, ‘but I forgive you.’ And she fetched the package up onto the table and tore its layers of brown paper off. Inside were a letter, a photograph and a box of chocolates. The letter and photograph Emmeline laid unexamined behind the teapot. The chocolates she opened for her father’s inspection.

  ‘Very fancy,’ he commented, extracting, from under the powdered paper cups of dark, luxurious-smelling confectionery, a slip of paper detailing the varieties. The slip of paper itself was impregnated with a delicious aroma, and he sniffed it briefly before studying what it had to say. Terms like ‘delectable’, ‘exotic’, ‘rich’ and ‘luscious’ recurred throughout.

  ‘Who is this gentleman?’ enquired Dr Curlew, laying the paper over the glittering assortment of pralines and caramels.

  Emmeline fetched up the letter and frowned at the signature.

  ‘I’m not sure,’ she said. ‘I have so many. I must have read about him in an article somewhere.’

  ‘The photograph – is it of him?’

  Emmeline picked up the thick rectangle of card.

  ‘I presume so. I can’t recall ever seeing this face before.’ After a moment’s hesitation she handed the photograph to her father. He studied it just as he had studied the fragrant slip of paper.

  ‘Presentable-looking chap,’ he conceded. ‘Upright carriage, broad shoulders. Firm jaw. Healthy, I expect. His trousers could use a press. But not a bad specimen.’ Dr Curlew was keeping his tone as calm and offhand as he could, but in truth he was already picturing the offspring of this union. A grandson, maybe even two. Fine, robust boys, calling him grandpa in barbarous accents.

  ‘A remarkably … amiable gesture on his part, sending you these chocolates,’ he observed.

  Emmeline gestured across the table. Her hand was, as always, somewhat ink-stained. ‘Do have one, Father.’

  ‘Thank you, I will.’ And he popped a hazelnut-encrusted globe into his mouth, allowing it to melt against his palate while his daughter read the letter in silence.

  Dear Miss Curlew,

  Thank you for your letter. May I say that you have the most elegant handwriting? Quite a change from that produced by any of the ladies here. Your signature especially caused me to linger over it, admiring its combination of simplicity, confidence & grace. Less refined females imagine that a paroxism of calligraphic flourishes consigns elegance upon them. It takes a signature such as yours to make clear the gulf between the genuine article & its imitations. However, you will be growing impatient with these flatteries (however sincerely meant). You wish to know what I thought of your advice to me. You hope, perhaps, for news that I have freed my slaves & dedicated myself to Christ. On the latter matter I can reassure you; I love our Lord as much as any decent, imperfect man can. The passages you quoted from the Good Book are of course well known to me, as are other passages which take a different position.

  As far as my slaves are concerned, they are free already. That is, I give them as much freedom as good sense allows, & care for them as conscientously as I would my own children (of whom, sadly, I have none). My slaves are contented and healthy; their duties are not onerous. The climate in Georgia is rather more salubrious than you may be accustomed to in England, and the crops grow with little fuss, ripening in the glorious sun that God has seen fit to shine over my modest domain. As I pen these words, Perry, one of my field hands, is playing with Shakespeare, my dog. He does this not because he is obliged to but because he likes Shakespeare and, if you will forgive me boasting, is fond of his master too. In fact, if slavery should ever be abolished – as I fear it will be, if the strident voices in our own Northern states exchange their shouting for bellicose action – I am worried for my poor Perry. He is a trusting & gentle creature, and if he is forced to make his own way in this cruel world, without so much as a roof over his head, I suspect he will suffer a dismal fate.

  I do not expect that these few words will convince you of the rightness of my way of life. I regret that you cannot visit my home & make your own judgements. I can only hope that if you were, by some miracle, to arrive as my esteemed guest, you would find this place to be a happy & pleasant one, lacking only the charm that a mistress might have provided, had not my fiancée been taken from me in tragic circumstances.

  I can assure you that, far from being the hotbed of savagery and squalor that you may imagine, Georgia is really quite a civilised place. It even has a chocolate shop, as you have no doubt already divined. I offer you these sweet trifles as a token of my gratitude for your interest in my soul. A poor gift, I know; some might say an impertinent one. But since you already possess a Bible, the most precious gift any of us can own, it is difficult to imagine what else you might possibly need. Chocolates can, at least, give pleasure, & if you don’t eat them, you can always give them to your parents.

  With my most cordial best wishes …

  Emmeline looked up from her reading.

  ‘Well?’ said her father. ‘What’s your opinion of this fellow?’

  Emmeline folded the letter in her strong fingers and wedged it under the saucer of her teacup. Then she gazed past her father’s shoulder at the snow-frosted window, her eyes half-closed. The grey terraced houses of Bayswater, the iron lamp-posts and the hearse-like delivery carts, had lost some of their solidity for her; they were semi-transparent, shifting ephemera in a monochrome kaleidoscope.

  ‘He can’t spell “paroxysm” or “conscientiously”,’ she remarked, in a faraway tone. Her eyes grew more and more unfocused. She was picturing the lush fields of Georgia, endless acres of fertility. Her man’s property was a vast bed of soft green enlivened with ripe cotton, a wholly mysterious substance she imagined resembling snow-white poppies. And, standing erect in the middle of those fields, his hands on his hips, there he was, silhouetted against the cloudless sky, his outline shimmering in the heat. An ecstatic dog ran u
p to him, leaping against his chest, licking his neck, and he embraced it, laughing. To the far left, in the corner of her mind’s eye, stood a dark figure, a Negro bearing an uncanny resemblance to an illustration in Dred: A Tale of the Great Dismal Swamp, one of several novels by Harriet Beecher Stowe in Emmeline’s bookcase. ‘Anyway,’ she added, ‘he keeps slaves.’

  Dr Curlew harrumphed. ‘Is that the only reason you wrote to him?’

  Emmeline blinked, looked away from the window, returned home to England.

  ‘Have another chocolate, Father,’ she said.

  ‘Might you perhaps write to him again?’ asked Dr Curlew. ‘Or is he past saving?’

  Emmeline lowered her head and smiled, blushing a little.

  ‘No one is past saving, Father,’ she replied, and fetched up the letter and photograph. The mute form of Gertie was hovering in the doorway, waiting for permission to clear the table. Luncheon had run overtime; Dr Curlew must call upon his patients, and Miss Curlew must retire to her bedroom, her favoured place, always, for correspondence.

  The Fly, and Its Effect upon Mr Bodley

  Mrs Tremain opens the door of her house in Fitzrovia, to find a formally dressed, bleary-eyed, somewhat desperate-looking man standing on the threshold. This is not unusual in itself, although eleven o’clock in the morning is rather early for the first customer. Most men who get a hankering for a whore before midday pick one off the street and conduct their business in an alley, especially on these balmy summer days when no one is likely to catch a chill. Only in the evenings, when gentlemen have been drinking port and reading pornography in their clubs, and when a sumptuous meal has turned their thoughts to cigars and fellatio, does Mrs Tremain’s house become a bustling attraction.

  ‘Why, Mr Bodley!’ she exclaims delightedly. ‘Where is Mr Ashwell?’

  As all the best prostitutes in London know, Mr Bodley and Mr Ashwell are inseparable. Not in the sense of being Sodomites, for they are happy enough to trot into different rooms when each of them has been given a suitable female companion. But they are chums. They confer in all things, including the choice of brothel, the choice of wine, the choice of girl, and afterwards they compare their findings.